The Mobile Games So Bad They’ll Scar You For Life

6. Surfin’ Turd (and Flappy Turd)  

Surfin’ Turd is exactly what you’d expect it to be, so I refuse to spend too much of my life describing the mechanics of surfing your turd on some gnarly waves while avoiding octopi. It is one of many turd-based games which are quite frankly pieces of sh*t. For another example, which admittedly did make me chuckle, see Flappy Turd. A game, which for all intents and purposes is the same as Flappy Bird, except the bird is swapped for a turd. Genius. Although while Flappy Bird was bad in a great way, Flappy Turd and Surfin’ Turd are just really, really bad.  

Neither Surfin’ Turd nor Flappy Turd are available on the app stores, although we did find clones of clones: Crappy Turd and Floppy Turd, featuring three fun characters: “SUPER TURD!” “IRON TURD!” and “THE INCREDIBLE TURD!”  

Humanity is doomed.  

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