The Mobile Games So Bad They’ll Scar You For Life

7. All of the Princess Pregnancy Genre 

Okay so maybe there is something we’re missing but on the app stores there are dozens and dozens of princess-pregnancy games such as “Ice Queen Gives Birth To A Baby”. These games feature various familiar-looking princesses who have somehow escaped Disney’s iron copyright grip. The player’s goal is to guide these beloved teenage icons through pregnancies complete with close-up belly shots, disturbing animations, chilling sound effects, and a healthy dose of “WTF??” 

There are plenty of these games to choose from on all the app stores if you’re a total maniac and want to scar your children for life. I don’t want to live in this world anymore.  


We hope you enjoyed reading this list of the worst mobile games ever made. Hopefully reading it hasn’t scarred you as much as it scarred this author to write about it. I, for one, will never be the same again. For more bizarrely terrible games, check out our list of inexplicably viral mobile games where you’ll find other outrageously bad mobile games, including one where you have to control a bird by screaming at your phone. Have a nice day, I’m off for a cold bleach shower.  

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